? William E. Simon, president of the U.S. Olympic Committee, on the less-than-perfect housing conditions at the Pan American Games: "The athletes aren't complaining. They're all pros."
? Foge Fazio, Pitt football coach, upon learning that Playboy had predicted a 4-7 record for the Panthers in 1983: "I switched my subscription to Penthouse."
? Lou Holtz, Arkansas football coach, whose team is expected to have a sub-par season in '83: "When I get depressed, I just go home and read my five-year contract."