?Lee Stern, owner of the Chicago Sting, on the fact
that NASL attendance is declining as participation in youth soccer continues to
grow: "If 12-year-olds could drive, we wouldn't have any problems."
?The Rev. Roger T. Scott, rector of the Episcopal
Church of the Good Shepherd in Lexington, Ky., addressing a half-filled church
on Super Sunday: "You don't know what tough is until you've faced cold
weather, Kentucky basketball and the Super Bowl in one day."
?Manfred Ewald, president of the East German Olympic
Committee, asked by an Italian journalist when his country, which confines its
Olympic skiing participation to Nordic events, would compete in Alpine events:
"As soon as you surrender some of your mountains to us."
? Brian McIntyre, NBA publicist, replying to former NBA
center Johnny Kerr's request to compete in last weekend's slam dunk contest:
"Yes, but you have to provide your own trampoline."