19th Hole: The Readers Take Over

THE UMPS
Sir:
Steve Wulfs article on major league umpires (The Umpires Strike Back, April 2) has given voice to the opinion of millions of baseball fans: If an ump wants to be paid as a professional, then he'd better act like one.
R. VICTOR SCOTESE
Wilmington, Del.

Sir:
Just what can happen when umpires lose control of themselves was anticipated by John Milton in Book II, lines 907-909, of Paradise Lost: "...Chaos umpire sits,/ And by decision more embroils the fray/ By which he reigns...."
STEPHEN JONES
West Mystic, Conn.

Sir:
All umps would be safe from critics if they followed the Andy Capp rule of deportment (see below).
THOMAS BRADY
Commack, N.Y.

Sir:
Steve Wulf should try umpiring before he does any more writing on the subject. I'm not an umpire, but I am a basketball official, so I know how tough a job it is. How come we didn't get an umpire's view of what happened during any of the incidents?

Wulf says the umpires should check the National League's nine rules of deportment. Maybe the players and managers should take a gander at those rules. Why should it be a one-way street?
G.B. PAVONE
Allegany, N.Y.

CAL JR.
Sir:
Ron Fimrite's article (He's Done His Daddy Proud, April 2) on Cal Ripken Jr. is a typical SI classic on a not-so-typical baseball player. Ripken's uncommon attitude toward money and the game is a breath of fresh air. Perhaps future major-leaguers will have something in young Ripken that I believed to be extinct—a hero.
STEVEN LOVE
Laureldale, Pa.

Sir:
We loved the article on Baltimore's No. 1 son. However, we were disappointed that the photographer was unable to capture the halo Ripken must surely be wearing. Cal's our favorite Oriole, but let's be serious. No one is that perfect.
CRAIG ARBOGAST
BARB FORREY
JEFF WAHLBRINK
Hanover, Md.

SECOND GUESSES
Sir:
I will return Bruce Anderson's prediction that the Orioles won't win the World Series (The Orioles Will Bite the Dust, April 2) for his consumption in October. Precedence is not destiny.
CHARLES ALAN HALSTRICK, D.D.S.
Lyndonville, Vt.

Sir:
I was surprised to see your scouts pick the World Series-bound Detroit Tigers to finish fourth in the American League East. But then I remembered your NHL preview, in which you picked the Detroit Red Wings to be one of the few teams to miss the playoffs and laughed openly at them for picking up a "finished" " Brad Park (team leader, power-play point man) and a troublemaker like Ron Duguay (33 goals, 47 assists).
KEN OZANICH
Portage, Mich.