THE RAIDERS WEREN'T ABOUT TO LET TIME RUN OUT ON THIS FAN'S ROMANCE
Chuck Barris
November 05, 1984
Little did I know
how the Oakland Raiders would affect my love life, but they did. It happened
back in 1980, when I was living with Red. Her name was Robin, but she had red
hair, so naturally I called her Red. I loved Red a lot, but not enough to marry
her, which was a problem because I didn't want to lose her. It wasn't that I
didn't want to marry her. I just didn't want to get married, period. Red was
pretty as could be, loyal, affectionate, sexy, funny and, best of all, she
adored sports. Pro football mostly, which I also loved with a passion. So from
August through January, when I was glued to the television set, Red never
complained. In fact, she was glued, too. Sometimes she watched long after I
gave up. What she did complain about was my not marrying her.
The Raiders lost
in overtime, 30-24, and I lost my bachelorhood two months later. The team heard
all about The Bet, and how the fate of a beautiful young lady had ridden on the
success or failure of a single forward pass. Dr. Bob was the blabbermouth. He
told me that by the end of the week, after he'd had a chance to leak the story,
the entire Raider football team felt personally responsible for the marriage
and considered the bizarre situation a good-luck omen for the rest of the
season. Red and I were married, just as I promised we would be, on
Thanksgiving. It wasn't that my honor was at stake as much as my mother's life
and the lives of my sister's children. I couldn't handle that kind of
pressure.
But the story has
a very happy ending. For one thing, the Raiders went on to the Super Bowl. The
team invited Red to New Orleans for the game. They wanted her to be their Super
Bowl queen. We didn't go. We stayed home and watched on television. I'm from
Philadelphia, and I sort of wanted the Eagles to win. They didn't, which was
O.K., too, since the Raiders were responsible for our marriage—the best thing
that ever happened to me.
When the game was
over, we saw Al Davis tell us how happy he was the Raiders won, and there was
Dr. Bob standing behind Al's right shoulder, grinning from ear to ear like some
kind of damn fool. But this time he had a different sort of grin on his face,
one I couldn't quite explain.
"I can,"
said Red. "He's looking at us."
