? Don Maloney, New York Ranger forward, after his brother Dave was switched from defense to forward: "Up front, you don't have to think as much. That should help Dave."
? John Lowenstein, Baltimore Orioles outfielder and designated flake: "If you act like you know what you're doing, you can do anything you want—except maybe neurosurgery."
?James Maness, TCU wide receiver, after scoring a touchdown on an NCAA-record 99-yard pass reception: "This record is going to be hard to break."
?Marlon Ferguson, University of Pittsburgh basketball player, on what happened after he and teammates on a touring Big East All-Star squad came across a nude beach in Yugoslavia: "We sure did a lot of sightseeing."
? Pat Haden, CBS-TV college football commentator, late in Ohio State's 45-38 win over Illinois: "The defenses have played like the Stanford band."