Toronto Maple Leaf coach, after his team was tied by the expansion Edmonton
Oilers: "I have nothing to say, and I'm only going to say it once."
former New York Jet coach, asked to assess Joe Namath's performance in a stage
production of Picnic. "I'll have to wait until I see the films."
Houston Oiler punter, on kicking specialists' salaries: "People think our
income is much greater than it really is. I'm barely making enough to pay off
Jim Zorn, Seattle
Seahawk quarterback, on his research into names for a first child: "If it's
a boy, my neighbors have some friends who want me to name him Bjorn, so the
headlines could read 'Bjorn zorn born.' "
Indiana Pacer assistant coach, after the team released Ann Meyers: "She
gave me a little peck on the cheek and a hug. It meant a lot. I'd never gotten
a kiss from a player who got cut."
Houston Oiler quarterback, on what it's like to hand off to Earl Campbell: