? Harry Caray, Chicago White Sox broadcaster, making an on-air reference to the city's mayor, who recently took an apartment in a crime-ridden housing project to bolster residents' morale: "If the Cubs lose two more games, Jane Byrne will move into Wrigley Field."
? Walter Payton, explaining why he won't watch Monday Night Football: "It makes as much sense as a secretary going home and spending her nights typing."
?Tim Foley, retired Miami Dolphin defensive back, asked which memories he cherishes most from his NFL career: "Waking up from all of my operations."
? Alvan Adams, Phoenix Suns' 6'9" center, asked if he considered himself too small to be playing that position in the NBA: "I'm as tall as I can be."