You could say
that we become what we are not so much in the sanctuary of the womb or the
groves of academe but in that Elysian drive-in joint known as high school. Most
everyone went to high school, even a few hockey players. It is there that we
were nurtured, our personalities shaped, our bodies structured, our habits and
moods and values all having jockeyed for position in the chaotic halls of
puberty. High school is enduring. Chuck Berry: Ring, ring, goes the
bell...deliver me from the days of old. No one is completely delivered from the
days of high school.
This is
especially true in the case of heroes who learn to be heroes in high school and
stay that way. High school nerds can change and turn into real people, but high
school heroes aren't permitted the luxury. So why all the hullabaloo over
Herschel Junior Walker, 19 and never been hissed? Why such astonishment about
his poise, intelligence, charm, graciousness, humility, charisma, and his
ability to put together more than two words at a time? Sir John Gielgud once
said of Jean Seberg, who came out of little Marshalltown, Iowa, "She had
learned to be a star before she became an actress." And so, now, Herschel
Walker, the End Zone Stalker.
Walker, the
All-America football player, says he runs track better than he plays football.
Walker, the world-class sprinter, says he dances better than he sprints.
Walker, the jump-splits hoofer, says he spends more time writing poetry than
sashaying around the disco floor. But if there is one thing he knows more about
than all of this, it is how to be a hero. Herschel Walker, out of little
Wrightsville, Ga., learned that before he became anything else.
If all the
Georgia Dawgs will please hunker down for a moment and cease woofing, we can
put away Walker's historical debut against Tennessee and his historical NCAA
freshman rushing record of 1,616 yards and his historical rookie-year
third-place finish in the Heisman Trophy voting and his historical
one-man-gang-despite-a-dislocated-shoulder Sugar Bowl routine against Notre
Dame for the national championship and...woof, woof, woof. All right, all
right. Healthy all season, Hushel—that's the way you Dawgs say it, now ain't
it? Hushel—would've gone for 2,000 yards easy. And, yeah, yeah, he got
absolutely jobbed out of the Heisman. If the voters had waited two more weeks,
Walker would have won it laughing. Now git down, you hairy dawgs.... If we put
away all the football elements, and the track stopwatches, too, it becomes
fairly clear from Walker's endearing way with people, plus an obvious relish
for this hero business, that his race is not with Art Schlichter or Carl Lewis
for yards, finishing tapes, banquet appearances and other boring stuff. It is
with—why, of course!—Sugar Ray Media Leonard for the role of America's next
black sports idol.
Doubtless the
word "idol" hasn't crossed Walker's own lips. He insists he never had a
role model. Indeed, he says, "I don't remember ever admiring anyone....
Well, maybe Richard Pryor." And yet his mentors from Wrightsville—Tom
Jordan, a former head track coach and assistant football coach at Johnson
County High, and Bob Newsome, Walker's employer at the corner Ford agency in
town—dispute this. Jordan says Walker "kept close track" of Muhammad
Ali. Newsome remembers Walker's following the career of O.J. Simpson, being
impressed with his "class and stature."
Wasn't Ali the
one who rhymed anything that moved? Wasn't Simpson the one who gave so much
credit to his offensive line? Well, late at night while everybody else was
asleep in the old house on the hill outside Wrightsville, little Herschel
Walker composed poems about life, love, his football team and his algebra
class, at times conveying a feel and sensitivity that would shock and amaze ya,
even Joe Frazya:
I wish they could
see
The real person in me
Someday I reckon they will know
I'm not only here for the show
And when Walker
arrived in Athens with all the bugles blaring, he proceeded to diffuse any
resentment on the part of his teammates by being the first freshman to unload
the seniors' luggage on the opening day of practice. Following that, he
unloaded volley after volley of Simpsonilities. Like "I'm just here to make
the traveling squad." And "The tailback position is one of the easiest
to play." And "I play to satisfy my coaches and teammates. I'm just
grateful to the offensive line for taking me in as a member of their
family."
Richard
Pryor?
"Herschel has
the unique ability to make you feel good about yourself," says LaTrelle
Troup, a Wrightsville housewife who has known Walker through her son, Chris,
the current starting quarterback and safety at Johnson County High. "The
folks who know Herschel Walker only as an athlete will be severely cheated in
life."