? Lou Holtz, Arkansas football coach, proclaiming his dislike of road trips: "I play as well on the road as I do at home, but my teams don't."
? Kenny King, Oakland Raider running back, on the effect of the NFL's new ban on the use of stickum by pass receivers: "You'll still see great catches. They just won't be made with the elbows."
? Bobby Bragan, Texas Ranger administrative assistant, after a home game against the Blue Jays that included a promotional appearance by Clayton Moore, the original TV Lone Ranger: "It's not very often we get to see the Lone Ranger and Toronto the same night."