much," I said.
interrupted us. "I have an idea. Both birds should be reserved for the
office of the Secretary of the Interior. If the Secretary behaves properly, he
gets the superb song swift. If he goes askew, he gets to have the giant
cacophonous named after him. Not only that," he added, "but if the
Secretary gets the giant cacophonous, flocks of the bird will come and hulk
around his porch."
"Peter, peter, peter, peter, peter, peter...."
interrupted him. "Yes, but doesn't just the chance of having the superb
song swift named after you make you want to push to do the job right? Oh,