?Tommy Mulroy, trying out for the Fort Lauderdale Strikers after having played for the Miami Toros, Cleveland Cobras, New York Eagles, Pittsburgh Spirit and Hartford Hellions: "I've had more clubs than Arnold Palmer."
? Lou Holtz, Arkansas football coach, asked if he had thought of leaving to coach at another school: "Not once, not since I came here, have I ever considered leaving. Suicide, yes. Leaving, no."
?Ron Shumate, Southeast Missouri State basketball coach, on his team's shooting accuracy: "It was so bad the players were giving each other high fives when they hit the rim."