? Tug McGraw, Phillies relief pitcher, the proud owner of a 1954 Buick: "I like it because it plays old music."
?Reggie Rucker, Cleveland Browns wide receiver, after watching the Hertz commercial in which O.J. Simpson is shown soaring through the air: "If this guy can fly, why does he need to rent a car?"
?Stan Jones, Denver Broncos assistant coach, on Bears owner George Halas' decision last season to get more involved in the club: "This is like Orville Wright coming back and deciding to run United Airlines."