? Ed Garvey, the NFLPA's executive director, after being booed by many of the 1,600 fans who attended a Washington Redskins team luncheon: "They had me confused with Steve Garvey."
? Ron Davis, Minnesota Twins pitcher, objecting to a newspaper story in which he was quoted as criticizing the club's management for trading away many of its top players: "All I said was that the trades were stupid and dumb, and they took that and blew it all out of proportion."
?Lynn Jones, Detroit Tiger rightfielder, to slick-fielding rookie Centerfielder Glenn Wilson: "Kid, they're going to name a glove after you."