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THEY SAID IT
Edited by Jerry Kirshenbaum
October 04, 1982
?Tommy John, California Angel pitcher, when asked following a clubhouse burglary whether he was missing anything: "My fastball."
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October 04, 1982

They Said It

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? Tommy John, California Angel pitcher, when asked following a clubhouse burglary whether he was missing anything: "My fastball."

?Bob Cooper, head of Seattle Teamsters Local 174, vowing to lend his union's support to NFL strikers in the event that the Seahawks tried to suit up a team of non-union players: "We would do all we could to help—and we deliver the beer."

?Skip Caray, Atlanta Brave broadcaster, upon being introduced to Ted Giannoulas, a.k.a. The Chicken: "Why did you cross the road?"

?Dwight Wallace, Ball State University football coach, informed that an expensive glass sculpture will be conferred on the Mid-American Conference's Player of the Year: "I hope they don't give it to one of my receivers."

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