Pass the zucchini, pardner
Dan Jenkins
October 18, 1982
Against a backdrop of Texas chic, Wayne Levi won easily at Abilene
When asked what he had intended to do if he had failed to win enough to land among the exempted players, Gray said, "Go to the qualifying school again."
He was then asked what he would do with his life if he failed there.
"Uh, I don't know," he said, hesitantly. "I do have a degree in criminal justice from Arizona State, so...."
So he could always defend West Texas cowboys against the crime of serving zucchini too often.