?Ed Farrell, Davidson football coach, after losing to Furman 63-55: "I thought 55 would have been enough."
?Jim Henson, creator of the Muppets, attending homecoming festivities at his alma mater, Maryland ('60), without Miss Piggy: "She heard they were kicking around a pigskin and that all those people were eating hot dogs. She thought the whole thing was sort of barbaric."
? Pete Rozelle, marveling at how little controversy NFL officials have stirred up this season: "They might be waiting for the playoffs."