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Elle, Kathy Ireland, Kim Alexis, Carol Alt, Karen Alexander, Ren�e Simonsen and Monika Schnarre are stunningly beautiful, athletically built women. We are talking serious goddesses here. We're talking Venus de Milo with arms—and legs and....
After seeing Kathy at bat, I finally understand the Mets' slogan, "Baseball like it oughta be!"
Thank you for curing my slice. After intensely studying the picture of Kathy on the Teeth of the Dog golf course in the Dominican Republic, I can now imagine the beautiful Ms. Ireland lying in the left rough of every hole as I stand ready to tee off. I don't think I'll ever hit the ball left to right again.
You know how every year after your swimsuit issue you get at least one letter from a bunch of cold, tired, overworked college students at a frozen East Coast university thanking you for warming up their dreary winter days? Well, this is it.
Although my wife didn't like some of the swimsuits, I prefer not to quibble over technicalities.
My wife and I are in the process of planning a second honeymoon. Would you please assist me by sending me the locale and time of next year's swimsuit shooting?
P.S. Please don't tell my wife. I want to surprise her.
I am compelled to cancel my subscription. Apparently, I am one of a dwindling number who condemn this public ogling. Thanks for excellent sports coverage. Too bad you have lost your way.