MY GOLFING (UGH) HUSBAND
Having read several of your recent applications for membership cards in Happy Knoll Country Club, I would like to apply for membership for my husband, Norman Fowler.
The primary reason for this urgent request is to solve several of our family problems. My husband, being a great golf enthusiast (ugh), spends most of his weekends on various public golf courses.
He claims if he belonged to a private club he would not only get through playing sooner, but his score would be considerably lower, since he would not have to wait at each tee and watch the other players' mistakes, which he naturally adds to those he already makes.
Also, with this membership card, I certainly would not be able to complain of boredom since your entertainments at the Club sound most interesting. I am sure this club will be a blessing for many of us "golf widows."
MRS. NORMAN FOWLER