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October 31, 1955
Spoof on a high plane, Tennis market quotations from down under, Far-flung Yankees, Word from an old yachting friend, Fight judge flunks math
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October 31, 1955

Events & Discoveries

Spoof on a high plane, Tennis market quotations from down under, Far-flung Yankees, Word from an old yachting friend, Fight judge flunks math

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Wan gnat Hairy an Violate war setting honor Huskings' beck perch inner moan-late, holing hens.

"O Hairy," crate Violate, "jest locket debt putty moan! Arsenate rheumatic?"

"Yap," inserted Hairy, lurking adder moan.

"O Hairy," contingent Violate, "jest snuff doze flagrant orders combing firmer putty rat roaches inner floor guarding! Conjure small doze orders, Hairy? Conjure small debt delesseriaceous flagrancy?"

"Yap," set Hairy, snuffing lacquer haunting dug haunting fur rapids.

"Lessen, Hairy," whiskered Violate, "arm...arm oil-moist shore yore gut sum sing toe asthma. Denture half sum sing impertinent toe asthma, Hairy? Denture?"

Pore Hairy, skirt oil-moist artifice wets, stuttered toe trample, butter poled ham-shelf toe-gadder an gargled:

"Ark...yap, Violate...are gas...are gas are got sumsing.... O shocks, Violate!"

"Gore earn, Hairy, gore earn!" encysted Violate, gadding impassioned. "Dun bay sore inhabited! Nor, den, watcher garner asthma?"

"Wail, Violate, arm jester pore form bore, an dun half mush moaning..."

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