"Carnal Gat-retch's jester cat-napper hoe cat-napped mar sweat-hard. Wail, jest waiter wile—props Hairy Parkings kin doer ladle cat-napping ham shelf."
Servile wicks pest.
Wan dock gnat, wile Violate's horse-barn worse aware honor baseness trap, Hairy gutter lung larder, an clammed ope toe Violate's bet rum windrow.
"Violate!" Hairy whiskered. "Germ pup! Itch yore loafer! Itch Hairy!"
Violate, herring debt farm oilier verse, lipped otter bet, pot honor putty ladle bet rum slobbers an expansive four-laned, hen-an-brooded horse court, an cam tutor windrow.
"Lessen, Violate," set Hairy, "armor goring aware. Armor goring tumor groin-murder's form, darning Messy-soupy, an armor garner peck carton fur mar groin-murder. Peck yore begs, Violate! Gad otter disk gelded ketch! Clam darner larder, an wail goiter garter darn toe Messy-soupy!"
Furry mint, Violate dint yonder-stander loafer's preposition; den, wetter harpy, harpy lurk honor phase, shay set:
"Yore rat, Hairy. Arm jester pore ladle retch gull—ornery aboard inner gelded ketch. Bought O bore! Water swill ketch! Dun heifer feeder pegs! Dun heifer mail-car caws an swoop otter caw staple! Dun heifer feeder checkings an gadder aches an peck warms offer vestibules! Dun heifer doe nor watching an earning, dun heifer warder hearses an maker bets an washer dashes! Door yore thank armor garner flier ware firm oil disk lechery? Known date! Sordidly nut! An lessen, Hairy; heresy ladle gut adverse: Wile yore darning Messy-soupy, dun stutter peck carton furrier groin-murder. Kipper ware firmer form, an finer swill possession inner stork-barker's orifice. Soil storks an barns, an maggot mullion dullards. Den comb beck tumor windrow wet yore larder!"
The football teams came out to play
Dressed in robe and cassock;
This game, they heard the writers say,
Would be a gridiron classic.