"Gosh, I don't remember."
"Kind of clothes?"
"Hat and coat, I think. She had a dog with her."
"Pedigree collie. Stands 6 hands, weighs 38 pounds, tricolor with brownish-gray spot over right eye, right rear leg solid white, slightly deaf in left ear, has deep-brown leather collar and answers to the name of 'Prince.' "
"That's enough," said the desk sergeant, "we'll find the collie."
E. L. HOLLAND
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Some 20 years ago the following anecdote was making the rounds:
An automobile in which two youngsters, Bruce and Alice, were riding overturned on a country road some distance from the city where they lived. The accident was witnessed by a friend of the family, who was asked to notify their parents by telegram. He was somewhat of a "stenchy oiled mouser" and, knowing he was allowed only 10 words in the wire, composed the following message depicting the incident:
BRUISES HURT ERASED AFFORD ERECTED ANALYSIS HURT TOO.
ARTHUR W. CALVER