Instructions for Making Indian Baskets
Bil Gilbert
March 29, 1965
Anywhere else in the world Wilt Chamberlain may be the player who comes to mind when American basketball is mentioned—but not in Yalalag. The name they drop there, I like to think, is El Gringo Grande. They called me that after having watched my stuff in only one game.
"El Gringo Grande," yelled the crowd.
"Hallo, gringo, goodby," yelled all the players.
After several hours the game ended, with everyone exhausted, the crowd from hysterics, the other players from chasing my wild throws and I from being a superstar. The early Yalalag lead held up, but even the Jaguar AC took things with good humor, feeling perhaps that they had gained considerable fame, even in losing, by playing the weirdest game the mountains had ever seen.
My last memory of being a sports hero for the day in Yalalag was Fermin standing in the brush, yelling after us as we started down the mountain.
"Hallo, gringo, goodby," he shouted, making a dribbling motion in the air with his hand.