Haven't had a good night's sleep since I learned there's something Dan Quayle does better than I do.
Do you have any physical disabilities, characteristics, etc., that your pro should know about?
I'm 6'6" and have short arms, so I play with extra-long clubs. They're just long enough to affect the balance of my Sunday bag, and sometimes they spill out. I've been dealing with this problem by carrying more balls in the pockets as a counterweight. Sometimes I overcompensate, creating too much torque and a tendency for the bag to twist around my pelvis and for the towels to get tangled in my legs. These difficulties have added 15 to 20 minutes to my rounds.
What do you hope to gain from your stay at our golf school?
A single-digit handicap, mystical clarity and a sense of oneness with the universe.