They Said It

? Luis Polonia, California Angel outfielder recently acquired from the New York Yankees, criticizing his former team for using him mostly as a pinch hitter and designated hitter: "The Yankees are only interested in one thing, and I don't know what that is."

? Nick Faldo, British golfer, announcing a $12,000 reward for the return of stolen footage of him intended for use in an instructional video: "I'll throw in a free golf lesson, to be given in any cell of one of Her Majesty's prisons."