Just My Type

DP: How do you get Lakers front-row tickets?

AS: Very easy for the Sandman. He'll call his buddy Nicholson and say, "Yo, are you bringing your son tonight?" If he says no, I say, "The Sandman is coming."

DP: But before you did Anger Management with Jack....

AS: I'd make that same call, and I'd get, "What?"

DP: What celebrity don't you want to sit next to courtside?

AS: None. I'll tell ya, my agency's seats are right next to the Lakers' bench, so you watch Kobe focus the whole time. Kobe is not a guy who is high-fiving you during a timeout. He just sits there and stares and gets ready to win.

DP: Why don't you show up in full Lakers uniform and just rip the pants off and walk up to the scorer's table? What are they going to do? They can't take away your scholarship.

AS: That would be great. If I had better legs, I'd do it.

DP: You know who would do it? David Spade. Rob Schneider you could get to do it.

AS: The truth is, with Davey and Schneider, and I'm speaking from the heart, they're not famous enough for the security guards to know [who they are]. They'd get beaten.