Just My Type

The Interview
Adam Sandler
THESPIAN

Sandler's new movie, You Don't Mess with the Zohan, has nothing to do with sports.

Dan Patrick: You are buff in your new movie. Performance-enhancing drugs?

Adam Sandler: Yes. A lot of those. It was fun to take those pills and get all the injections.

DP: I told George Clooney that I thought you would school him in basketball. He scoffed and said, "Ask Sandler about that."

AS: George Clooney can beat me at many things. He can beat me at growing a mustache quicker. He can walk into a room, and I'm guessing more girls will look at him....

DP: Could he drive by your house and, if your wife is outside, take her?

AS: She's going to go to him, sure. Probably my daughter too. But on a basketball court—full court, you'd have to go with Clooney. He enjoys running full court....

DP: But half-court, you against Clooney, you would own him?

AS: And the world would be pulling for me because they know how much he has.