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Does St. Louis have the best owners? Nope. In fact St. Louis isn't even sure it has owners. On Oct. 25, the day before the league was supposed to name the two new franchises, one St. Louis ownership group dropped out and two new mystery groups popped up. One, headed by former New England Patriot minority owner Fran Murray, wasn't even scheduled to appear at the league meeting in Chicago and hadn't even put up the $100,000 application fee, not to mention the $20 million letter of credit.
Yet Murray got to speak to a joint meeting of the finance and expansion committees, partly because he had Leonard Tose, the former owner of the Philadelphia Eagles, in tow. Mr. Tose is a very classy individual who only lost more than $25 million gambling, broke up with four wives, tried to choke one and had to sell his team to pay off his huge gambling debt. Maybe the owners wanted to get legal advice from Mr. Tose, who has been suing one of the casinos that have all his money. He is mad at the casino because it gave him free drinks when he gambled, causing him to do things he never would have done otherwise, like gamble.
When Mr. Tose entered the meeting on Oct. 26, the assembled owners gave him a very nice ovation. "He is beloved by the membership," said Murray. The beloved guest speaker at the next meeting: Senator Robert Packwood!
Anyway, the owners were so impressed by Mr. Tose that they decided to give St. Louis more time to get its act together, even though the other three cities that still believe they have a shot at the second franchise—Baltimore, Jacksonville and Memphis—not only were ready but had been ready and waiting and drooling and doing somersaults and giving free back rubs and stuffing lobsters in NFL owners' mouths for five years.
In fact the Baltimore contingent that day included the mayor and the governor and about nine zillion Minicams and reporters. Everyone held his breath as NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue strode to the microphone for the historic announcement: "Er, can we get back to you on this?"
So now Baltimore and everybody else will be tortured until the next meeting, scheduled for Nov. 30. Whatever day it happens, St. Louis will get the franchise. St. Louis will get the franchise because the NFL is proud to be Buds with Budweiser, the St. Louis-based beer Godzilla that is the league's biggest advertiser. If Budweiser were headquartered in Pinkwater, Idaho, the NFL would be telling us how delighted it is finally to be tapping into the all-important Pinkwater market. So much for the review process.
And the Baltimore Colt marching band plays on.