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" John Elway, please."
"What's up, Gramps?"
"Oh, nice. May you live to be 37 and still active. Anyway, I wanted to tell you about this game I played today at Soldier Field against the Chicago Bears. My first ever under our new coach, Dan Reeves. We came from behind to win 26-20. It was so cool. We looked sort of like, like...the Denver Broncos, in one of those two-minute drills you guys always pull off. And guess who I looked like? Like you! Is that a panic! Els, you there?"
"John, you're not mad because I brought up Reeves, are you?"
"You mean my coach for 10 years, who we got rid of after last season because I couldn't stand him, the guy about whom I said, 'The last three years have been hell?' Why would you think that, Fossil-brain?"
"Sorry. I was just so excited about us being down by a point late in the fourth quarter and then driving 80 yards in seven plays in two minutes and me throwing a touchdown pass to fullback Jarrod Bunch that I had to share it with somebody."