? Bob Uecker, Milwaukee Brave rookie, who has hit one homer and is rooming with Eddie Mathews: "Between me and my roommate, we've hit 400 major league home runs."
—March 18, 1963
? Satchel Paige, after being named to the Hall of Fame's new wing for old-time Negro-leagues players: "The only change is that baseball has turned Paige from a second-class citizen into a second-class immortal."
—Feb. 22, 1971
? Tug McGraw, Philadelphia Phillie pitcher, on his $75,000 salary: "Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I'll probably waste."
—April 21, 1975