?Ken Squier, television commentator, offering advice to colleagues working Sunday's NASCAR Coca-Cola 600 for Russian and Ukrainian TV: "There are only two things you really have to grasp. You have to be able to say, 'There they go' and 'What a wreck!' "
? Deion Sanders, Atlanta Brave outfielder, after missing 20 games to protest his lack of playing time, when asked if he followed the Braves during his absence: "It's hard to sit up and turn on the TV and watch the whole game. I'm not a baseball fan. I'm a baseball player."