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Thorn says he's going to explain these nuances to NBA refs before the season starts. This is where we come in. Having been trash talked to and taunted by every no-passin', K-Swiss-wearin', no-Right-Guard-usin' YMCA gym rat from here to Hell's Kitchen, this is a subject we know volumes about. Therefore, we provide this short and easy-to-use guide.
Trash Talk: Yo, Homes, I just flushed your butt.
Taunt: Say, be sure to catch CNN tonight. You just made Play of the Day.
Trash Talk: Man, you got no J.
Taunt: Uh, George Mikan called. He wants his jump shot back.
Trash Talk: Your girl is easy.
Taunt: Excuse me, but when you get home tonight, will you check behind your headboard? I think I left my watch.
Trash Talk: Your mama is really fat.
Taunt: Your mama's so fat, she cut her finger the other day and Haagen-Dazs came out.
Trash Talk: Damn, who cuts your hair, Ray Charles?