Was sitting on sofa thinking about tire drills and became ill, 34%
In Leavenworth, .1%
Want to play for a winner, and we have no chance, so I'm sitting out in protest, 14%
Between steroid cycles right now, 9%
Just hanging out in Mississippi on my tractor, .1%
THE FINE PRINT: Crooked NBA ref Tim Donaghy is facing 25 years in prison and a $500,000 fine. His lawyer wants it reduced to two shots and the ball on the side.
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Bring On the Loser Bowl
THE NBA LOTTERY doesn't work. The really bad teams never get the top pick—last week's was won by Chicago, the team with the ninth-worst record. Here's what I'd love to see: On the day after the regular season ends, in the lull before the playoffs, have the two teams with the worst records play each other for the rights to the top pick. It's a beautiful solution: The teams that most need help are assured of getting it, and you have a new must-watch game.