Just My Type

DP: You're a buzz kill. See, I have a good buzz working, and I walk up to you and get tough, and then all of a sudden I'm sober.

TO: Better sober than in a pool of blood, right?

DP: You can't be thrilled that Kimbo Slice is the poster child for MMA.

TO: No.

DP: The thing that bothered me is, there's groundswell word of mouth for MMA, and all of a sudden CBS says, Let's cherry-pick and bring in this great story, Kimbo Slice. He's the baddest man on the planet—which he's not....

TO: No.

DP: If you went into the Octagon with Kimbo....

TO: It would last a round, maybe.

DP: Of all people to fall in love with, porn star Jenna Jameson. How did you meet her?

TO: MySpace. I'm checking my messages, and I looked at a friend request and saw, that's Jenna Jameson.