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Immaterial Guy
Leigh Montville
May 27, 1991
The now-it-can-be-told story of how Jose Canseco struck out with Madonna
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May 27, 1991

Immaterial Guy

The now-it-can-be-told story of how Jose Canseco struck out with Madonna

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The woman is so busy. She has the movie and the music and the traveling and the press conferences and the openings and the dancing and the money and the houses and the workouts and...the phone rings. How can she remember every little thing that happens to her?

"Madonna!"

"Who is this?"

"How's my Material Girl?"

"Who is this?"

"You know who this is. Your favorite rightfielder...."

"Rightfielder?"

"Mr. Forty-Forty."

"I don't go out with anyone over 40. Except Warren Beatty. Who is this?"

"Jose."

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