Shaq Snacks

"No, margin of victory. My expectations aren't great."

At least he has expectations. Lumberjack fans don't. Everywhere Wolfe goes, they tell him, "Shaquille is going to break you in half!"

"Uh-huh," he says.

"He's going to eat you alive!"

"Uh-huh."

"What are you going to use to stop him?"

"My teeth."

"Your teeth?"

"I'm a Wolfe, remember?"

You don't have to be Little Red Riding Hood to detect the sheep in Wolfe's clothing. He had hoped O'Neal, a sophomore last season, would turn pro over the summer. "But I was glad when he didn't," he says. "Playing Shaq will be a once-in-a-lifetime experience, one I just hope I won't have to experience ever again."