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"Stanley thinks a balanced meal is a Big Mac in each hand."
"We got him started eating the seven basic food groups, and now there are only three left."
"There's a thin man inside of Stanley—he's ordering a hot fudge sundae."
"Stanley's Florida driver's license says, 'Photo continued on other side.' "
"Whoever said no man is an island never saw Stanley in a swimming pool."
"Stanley's chosen his burial site—Montana."
"We told Stanley to go on a water diet, and Lake Superior disappeared."
"Stanley says his two favorite things are eating and watching TV. So we decided to combine the two, and now he's eating out of his satellite dish."
"We have Stanley into heavy lifting, so now he takes his lunch to work."