SI: Hello, who's this?
Them: Who's this?
SI: Well, we were just trying to get ahold of the Maryland Association of Handicappers.
Them: Oh, uh, yeah, you got 'em.
SI: Do you document a Mason King Sports?
Them: Uh, oh, yeah. Mason King. He's one of the good ones. We've been doing him about two years now. Last year he was 35-16. The year before, he was 29-20. They're pretty decent.
That sounded a little fishy, so two weeks later we tried again. The same voice answered.
SI: Is Mason King in?
Them: Who's calling?