Jim Wacker, TCU football coach, was talking about some of his players the other day: "Roosevelt Collins is a commercial graphics major and says the course he's enjoyed most is nude painting. When word got around, 23 players signed up for it. Mike Noack, one of the best students on our team, wanted to take it, but he was afraid he'd catch a cold."
Washington Redskins owner Jack Kent Cooke and Washingtonian magazine recently reached an out-of-court settlement of Cooke's $30 million libel suit over a 1989 article entitled "Driving Mr. Cooke." The source for the article, a former chauffeur of Cooke's, Harry Turner, lost some credibility when it was discovered that he once told the Winchester, Va., Evening Star that he had been held hostage by aliens from space and had spent a night 2.5 light-years beyond Alpha Centauri.