DP: Are you a
Kings fan?
RN: I like the
underdogs. And somebody may say, given all that's going on in the world, this
is pretty minor stuff. But this is a kind of sanctuary for Americans,
professional sports. They want to have one area of their lives where they can
respect what's going on. And I'm afraid that this kind of officiating ruptures
that trust.
The Golden
Fleece
AS A FORMER
CELTIC, Kevin McHale must love seeing his old team in the Finals; as a
Timberwolves exec, maybe not. Boston made it thanks to his trade that gave them
Kevin Garnett and let them keep Rajon Rondo. (McHale reportedly also turned
down a better offer for Garnett from L.A.) It's funny: In 1980 McHale came to
Boston in perhaps the NBA's most lopsided trade ever—he and Robert Parish were
dealt by the Warriors for Joe Barry Carroll and Rickey Brown. Without that
trade, the '80s Celtics don't happen. In this latest franchise-reviving deal
McHale is on the other end of the fleecing.
Getting
Belichicky
IN THE midst of
the Finals, Kobe Bryant found time for a new turn of phrase: making a coach
into an adjective. When asked about the referee scandal, he apologized for his
nonanswer by saying, "I'm sorry to be Belichicky." I love it! Here are
some other coaches I'd like to add to the vocabulary.
1 TOM COUGHLIN. As
in: "You should see how Coughliny your face is right now."
2 RED AUERBACH. As
in: "Sir, our restaurant no longer allows patrons to get
Auerbachy."
3 BOBBY PETRINO.
As in: "Would it be too Petrino-ey if I left right now?"
4 BOB KNIGHT. As
in: "Sorry I got so Knighty; I'll buy you some new furniture."

