That they think Ed Burns, a movie director who's married to a supermodel, conveys the game's everyman appeal shows how out of touch the bluecoats can be.
Someone needs to send Adam Scott's caddie back to kindergarten: Sticks and stones may blah, blah, blah, but never go outside the ropes!
Yes, Ernie hung tough, but the superteacher's big two (Mickelson and Scott) had his former pupil surrounded and still couldn't put the squeeze on a gimpy No. 1.
Ignore the cool nautical overtones—it's nothing more than a fancy way to say fog.
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