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3. On Whose !@#$ Authority?
Q: When a cop pulls you over for speeding, you should [blank]?
A: Refuse to accept the ticket and zoom away, as Bradley did in 2003, leading to a three-day stay in jail.
4. Down He Goes!
Injury cards include Pulled Hammy (lose a turn), Tweaked Oblique (two turns) and the dreaded Ump Attack. The last card sends you to Torn ACL Grotto, where you spend four turns "rehabbing," just as Bradley did in 2007 after he shredded his knee while being restrained from charging an umpire who'd insulted him.
5. Square of Redemption.
6. Five-Tool Immunity.
WARNING: We, the makers of this game, cannot guarantee that if you insult the real Milton Bradley during gameplay that he will not find you and "introduce" himself. If this happens, please refrain from telling him how you heard about this game. Seriously. If you need us, we'll be hiding in Ryan Lefebvre's basement.