The wait seemed
interminable—maybe it was because of all the time the out-of-towners spent in
the Minneapolis Skyway System (15 miles of clean, elevated halls connected to
cash machines) searching for Kirby Puckett or Prince or the store where Prince
buys his pants—but now, at last, we have the answers to a number of nettlesome
questions.
1) If the
Washington Redskins played the Buffalo Bills in the Super Bowl 10 times, with
two weeks to prepare, how many times would the Skins win? Answer: nine (10, if
Bills defensive line coach Chuck Dickerson were allowed to speak before every
game).
2) Does Washington
quarterback Mark Rypien have charisma? Answer: Yes, if completing 18 passes in
33 attempts for 292 yards and two touchdowns and winning one MVP award is your
idea of excitement.
3) What tool is
used to sculpt ice? Answer: a chain saw.
4) Whom would you
want standing between you and a riled-up band of crazed assassins? Answer: the
Hogs.
5) Who is Brad
Edwards? Answer: a spokesperson for the South Carolina Wildlife Commission, who
also happens to be Washington's starting free safety. A 1990 free-agent pickup
who supposedly was the weak spot in the Skins'secondary, Edwards had four
tackles, five passes broken up, two interceptions that he ran back for a total
of 56 yards, and the respect of every Bills receiver who wandered past the line
of scrimmage on Sunday.
6) What does
Buffalo running back Thurman Thomas put inside his helmet? Answer: Well, O.K.,
we haven't gotten that far yet.
The thrust here is
that the Redskins arc a good team, a very good team—a damn good team. They won
the league championship by crushing Buffalo 37-24 in a game that wasn't as
close as the score suggests. Maybe we should reflect on the simple fact of
Washington's superiority—and not only over the Bills—for just a moment. The
Skins won 17 games this season and lost only twice. They whipped their NFC
playoff foes, the Atlanta Falcons and the Detroit Lions, by a combined score of
65-17. They tied the New Orleans Saints for the best turnover ratio during the
regular season with + 18, and then they went +13 through three postseason
games. They have the premier offensive line in the league (the aforementioned
Hogs), the best trio of wide receivers ( Gary Clark, Art Monk and Ricky Sanders)
and the best coach ( Joe Gibbs).
"If we'd
scored before the half," said Bills center Kent Hull after the game,
"we could have won." No, they couldn't have. Washington led 17-0 at
intermission, but if the score had been 17-7 or 17-17, the Redskins still would
have sucked it up and won. They are a team of remarkable strength and
determination. Boring, perhaps, but disciplined and smart. "If the rest of
Washington ran as efficiently as this football team, there wouldn't be any
deficit," said Skins center Jeff Bostic, while ripping tape off his knees
after the game and puffing on a big cigar.
Washington did
face one gut-check moment, in the third quarter, shortly after Thomas—who had
complained all week about the lack of media respect he received and then missed
the first two plays of the game because he couldn't find his helmet (box, page
22)—raced around left end for a one-yard TD to make the score 24-10. Buffalo
had been out of sync all day; when quarterback Jim Kelly wasn't missing
receivers or having his passes dropped (at least two touchdown throws clanged
off his receivers' hands in the first 33 minutes), he was getting clobbered by
Redskins defensive linemen Fred Stokes(six tackles, one sack, one fumble forced
and recovered), Jumpy Geathers (three tackles, one sack) and Tim Johnson (five
tackles), not to mention being pounded by blitzing linebackers Andre Collins
and Wilber Marshall (a game-high 11 tackles, one sack, a pass defensed and two
fumbles forced).