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Before we get to our annual Chia Pet/Clapper Super Bowl quiz, I would like to say one last thing to the Pittsburgh Steelers: I hate you more than I hate the Buffalo Bills, the O.J. defense team or the cast of Friends.
You could have made it so easy for everyone. Each year the international press corps converges on the Super Bowl with just two goals in mind: drink enough free beer to drown a water buffalo, and create the illusion that things might just be different in the game this time. It's our job to convince the public that the AFC representative has a chance, and if only you guys had won the conference championship, we might have pulled it off.
The Bills were dead, and the stage was set. For two weeks we would have expounded on your great defense, your vaunted ground game and your rich tradition of winning Super Bowls. The San Francisco 49ers would have been favored by a scant 14 points. All you had to do was knock off the San Diego Chargers—in your own lousy stadium.
Now we're faced with the most lopsided Super Bowl since, well, the last Super Bowl. Say what you will about the Bills, but at least they waited until kickoff before they spoiled the party.
O.K., it's quiz time. Good luck and god bless the Super Bowl.
I. Pittsburgh coach Bill Cowher knew his players were in danger of looking past San Diego when:
(a) They began work on a Super Bowl rap video.
II. In order for Deion Sanders to be called for a penalty in the Super Bowl, he would have to:
(a) Violate the NFL's strict dress code by wearing his socks a half inch lower than required.
III. The most obvious sign that the Super Bowl ticket you purchased may be counterfeit is: