A Thousand Points of Futility
In a ritual as timeless and pointless as the halftime show, thousands of fans at Pro Player Stadium in Miami whip out their disposables and take dark, blurry pictures of Super Bowl XXXIII's opening kickoff.
Super Bowl MVP John Elway, who's 2-3 in NFL championship games, offers solace to Falcons linebacker Cornelius Bennett, who is now 0-5 on Super Sundays.
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Christian McCaffrey, the two-year-old son of Broncos receiver Ed McCaffrey, does a little celebrating of his own on the postgame artificial turf of confetti.