Blotter

Ticked Off
Heavy metal has-beens Twisted Sister, who have asked the Braves not to play their song I Wanna Roek when slur-spewing closer John Rocker takes the hill. "We've got Hispanics in this band, Italians...people who are Polish and Russian," said guitarist Jay Jay French. "We're all immigrants, all foreigners."

Returned
By a New York City taxi driver; an Olympic gold medal and the WBA super welterweight championship belt, to David Reid, who had left them in the cab on his way to a TV interview.

Pairing Up
Sack king Reggie White and televangelist Jim Bakker, who are reported to be planning a 24-hour religious channel. The Minister of Defense may also revive Bakker's Heritage USA theme park, which would feature such attractions as a roller-coaster ride through heaven and hell and a train trip through the Red Sea.

Revoked
Mike Tyson's invitation to visit Britain's Parliament, after protests by women MPs. Also, while touring Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum, Iron Mike referred to Winston Churchill as "another damn limey."

Caught
Clifton, N.J., mom Marel Chiviak's three-year-old daughter and two-year-old son, by Passaic Valley High's All-State DH, Alex Rivera, after Marel tossed the two children from the second-floor window of her burning house. Who says DHs can't field?