- TOP PLAYERSOffensePABLO S. TORRE | August 20, 2012
- TAMPA BAY buccaneersENEMY lines WHAT A RIVAL COACH SAYSJune 28, 2012
- Faces in the CrowdJune 11, 2001
JF: Yes, I do. I have targets for a deer, a coyote, a wild hog and a life-sized elk. I've found it's real good at keeping people out of your yard.
SI: Can you explain why old-school NASCAR fans have a beef with Jeff Gordon?
JF: He enunciates, and they don't like that. He's too clean-cut, and you can't really imagine him driving home from the track in a truck.
SI: You were president of your class in high school As a former leader, evaluate Bud Selig as a commissioner.
JF: Bud is to baseball what the Exxon Valdez was to scallops.
SI: What's more nerve-racking: facing a heckler onstage or throwing out the first pitch at a Braves game?
JF: First pitch. You've got no time to warm up, you're wearing cowboy boots, and your friends call you and leave messages saying, 'You're gonna bounce it.'
SI: Finally, is it possible that I might be a redneck?
JF: Everybody is to some degree.
For more from Jeff Foxworthy, go to cnnsi.com/scorecard.