The Show

Good to be here. By applause, how many of you think we should be able to challenge two Super Bowl ads per half?

BUCS DON'T STOP HERE
Tampa Bay upset the Eagles in Philadelphia 27-10. And what are the odds of this? The Bucs' point total, the game-time temperature and Donovan McNabb's QB rating were all the same number.

It was the last football game at the Vet. But they've booked fights in the stands until the end of the month.

I kept flipping back and forth between the Golden Globes and the AFC Championship. Help me out here: Was Kim Cattrall called for roughing the passer?

The price for a 30-second Super Bowl spot is $2.1 million. And $2.3 million if the ad performs well enough to make the Pro Bowl.

The NFL is refusing to run ads for Las Vegas tourism during the Super Bowl because it feels the ads would promote gambling. And frankly, the league doesn't need to promote gambling during the Super Bowl. Weeks 1-3 are where it needs help.

YAO BESTS SHAQ IN FIRST MEETING
Great matchup. The 7'5" rookie blocked O'Neal's first three shots and deflected a couple of derogatory remarks.

O'Neal has apologized to Yao for his ethnically insensitive comments. Hey, it could have been worse. Shaq could have rapped them.

Big month for Yao. The Shanghai Sharks retired his number 15. Be honest. How many of you thought the Shanghai Sharks were in the Campbell Conference?

MOM GIVES LEBRON JAMES $50,000 HUMMER FOR I8TH BIRTHDAY
You're right. There must be a better way to phrase that.