TIGHT ON MATSUI, smiling.
Godzilla is a very strong creature, but he also has a good heart. And my face looks like Godzilla's.
Matsui makes a face INTO CAMERA.
My face is scary.
Techno music plays as a graphic flashes Matsui's numbers over his scary face:
PRO SEASONS: 10
HOME RUNS: 332, including 50 in 2002
CONSECUTIVE GAMES PLAYED: 1,250
LEAGUE MVP AWARDS: 3
TIGHT ON MATSUI smiling again as the techno music segues to "Ken Burns style" tinkling piano.
The ideal ballplayer is Babe Ruth.