Before we begin, anybody need tickets for Jimmy Kimmel IV?
BUCS TURN RAIDERS INTO GROUND CHUCKY
Are you like me? Did you get a lump in your throat when after the game Jon Gruden yelled, "I'm going to Disney World—to pick up my car!"
Bit of a rout. Halfway through the third quarter the guys in the ABC truck had switched over to Becker.
Speaking of ABC, I don't want to tell anyone their business, but who was in charge of on-field audio, Michael Strahan's orthodontist?
Online fan poll results accounted for 20% of the final Super Bowl MVP vote. Which explains why the Miller Lite catfight girls finished fourth.
Rich Gannon set a Super Bowl record with five interceptions. He was picked off by everyone except Terry Tate, office linebacker.
Come on. Shania Twain had more success in the air than Gannon.
Raiders fans were not allowed to wear or carry the following items at the game: shoulder spikes, skull masks, scream masks, spike-covered wristbands, broadswords, light sabers and battle-axes. And the list was even longer for the guys.
Secretary of Homeland Security Tom Ridge declared Qualcomm Stadium a no-fly zone for the Super Bowl, which prohibited aircraft from coming within seven miles on game day. Basically, it's the same restrictions that apply to Ryan Leaf the rest of the year.
SERENA SLAMS VENUS DOWN UNDER
Come on. This was the most predictable thing to come out of Australia since the plot for Kangaroo Jack.