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Her: I thought he was a player.
Him: Well, yeah, to excess. Got five kids by five women.
Him: Who do you think I've been talking about? Anyway, he's trademarked his nickname and had it woven into the headrests of his car. Now he's thinking about making it his legal name so he can wear it on his NFL jersey. If he gets married, he says his wife will be She Hate Me. Personally, I think he should call his girlfriend She Date Me and print on his dinner plates He Ate Me.
Her: Ohhhh! I get it! His nickname is He Hate Me! They're the same person! He Hate Me is Rod Smart! I'm sorry I got short with you, Snookums.
Him: Actually, Love Bug, his real first name is Torrold. [Pause.] Uh, Lamb Chop, be careful, you're about to spill the cheese dip down my pants! Snuggles!!!
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